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Joke of the Day

"Did you really get a crocodile tattooed around your belly button? -IT'S AN ALLIGATOR KAREN. GOD YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT."

"What's a four letter word for ""a butt load of fun""? Anal"

"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"

"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?... At least when your eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!"

"Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season."

"What do you call an unemployed Nazi? Laid-off Hitler!"

"Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support."

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my basement."