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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?... At least when your eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!"

"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !"

"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""

"Difference between a Batsman and Batman? Batsman hits the ball. Out. Batman kicks the balls out."

"People often invent statistics to prove a point they are making. 5 out of 3 people who do this actually don't understand numbers."

"You can only push me so far before I breakdance."

"Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature"

"What happened to the chicken who crossed the road.. Got hit by a bus."