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Joke of the Day

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine"

"How do you know a vocalist is at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in."

"Yo momma's so fat... .. when she fell out of bed, it was detected by LIGO."

"I hurt my neck sleeping on a pillow that was too fluffy. My body is not meant for this world."

"Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved."

"I'm sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth."

"No one lies on the Internet They told me my computer had a virus, and asked if I wanted to do a FREE security check. Sure enough, my computer had a virus. How nice of them to tell me."

"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"

"I've got the eye of a tiger and a lifetime ban from the zoo"

"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."