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Joke of the Day
"What did the photographer say when he retired? ""I can't take it anymore!"""
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"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? you knock on the door."
"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."
"Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely."
"Two peanuts walk into a really rough bar Unfortunately, one was a salted"
"I rang the gym about joining their yoga class. They asked: *""how flexible are you?""*   I said *""I can't make Wednesdays or Thursdays""*."
"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"
"Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table? A dining room table can stay and support a family of four."
"Watching Benjamin Button. Never gets old."
"I love the smell of moth balls, but I find it difficult to spread their tiny little legs."