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Joke of the Day

"How do you have sex with a male corpse You cant. His penis wont get hard."

"The dyslexic, agnostic Insomniac. He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

"What kind of computer can sing? A Dell."

"What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"

"I accidentally earned a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do the last time a bee flew near my face."

"If I work as a janitor at an office, does that mean that every time I change a lightbulb I climb the corporate ladder?"

"Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough"

"why was the computer late to work? because it had a hard drive! (stole it from ellen, from her classic joke tuesday)"

"Shout out to anyone who is wondering what the opposite of in is."