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Joke of the Day

"What do you want to be when you graduate high school? ""No more than 25"" from Gary Muledeer"

"Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it."

"A priest is walking a crowd through a tour of an old church. He walks them through the priests changing quarters, turns to the crowd and says ""And this is where we separate the men from the boys!"""

"Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo."

"What do you call a house that changes every month? A Werehouse."

"What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress? The size of the tip."

"hey girls if you sleep with a guy then tell them you're pregnant they'll give you a bunch of money for an abortion I have like 50 cars"

"Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure? Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not. Patient: That's wonderful I could never play piano before!"