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Joke of the Day

"What do you want to be when you graduate high school? ""No more than 25"" from Gary Muledeer"

"A patron kicked out of a bar. Who is a drunk and belligerent Alex Trebek?"

"My math teacher asked ""should we trust a radical?"" I said no, they ain't safe around planes."

"How do you get an elephant on a train? You take the ""S"" out of sub, and the ""F"" out of way. [Say it out loud]"

"A man with no arms and no legs is standing at the bus stop... The bus driver pulls up and and says ""alright mate, how you getting on?"""

"WIFE: I thought you said you were going to the gym. ME: [playing Pokemon Go] I've been to like 3 of them today. What are you talking about?"

"Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases? They have made all the headlines."

"If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now."

"Knock, Knock Whose there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget."

"(At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before."