200714

Joke of the Day

"Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign? He caught her in a 4-way"

"What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife? The cold shoulder."

"*goes on Facebook AGAIN* *reads 100,000th idiotic post* *thinks other people are stupid*"

"Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time? They're way too into Stalin"

"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."

"I had loads of bird seed as well as loads of parrots with headaches. Trying to hold onto all the bird seed but the parrots ate 'em all"

"How are vegans okay with drinking water? They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?"

"My friend said he was going to become a mime I haven't heard from him in a while"

"A clown is walking through the woods with a kid The kid looks up at the clown, ""It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."" Clown says, ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""

"whats the difference between girl M&M's and boy M&M's? Boy M&M's have nuts."