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Joke of the Day

"Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman... But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become president."

"$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- ""What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek"" "" Together We can stop this shit"""

"If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . ."

"Hey baby, is your name Polio? Because I am stiff below the waist"

"British corn maze scientist found out..."

"What do you call a coi fish that can't swim? A decoi"

"Everyone knows that if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life... But did you know that if you go off a guard rail in a dream, you go off a guard rail in real life?"

"I do NOT trust my bowels... I just think they're full of shit _"

"James Bond is my favorite drunk, horny murderer."

"I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box."