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Joke of the Day

"If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . ."

"If I can make just one person laugh at my jokes then I've done a shitty job at joke writing."

"me: helo darkness my old friend darkness, who just turned 30 and is totaly self-conscious about his age: cmon man im not old"

"Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?"

"Saw a licence plate today that said ""LUVSHOES"" Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women.."

"What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma? a Karaoke"

"Unless you're telling me how to skip it in the future, your voicemail greeting wastes my time."

"Sarcasm: my second favorite -asm."

"Conjunctivitis.com that's a site for sore eyes"

"My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to spinal column. ""Can I call you back?"" I asked."