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Joke of the Day
"Moses was computer savvy.. ..He had two tablets!"
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"Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun But there's no point."
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"A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... That the doctor's fucked up my mouth surgery."
"I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there."
"Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them."
"What do you call an Irish guy who can't keep off the weight? McFatagain! I'm sorry."
"Why did the police officer smell? Because he was on duty."
"Do you know what a woman says when she sees a big dick? I know."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of shit? The bucket."