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Joke of the Day

"What sex position gives birth to the ugliest children? Ask your parents."

"why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much"

"what do goats and humans have in common? Their kids are nice and tender."

"I found out that for months my kid has been throwing his poop at beehives. I sat him down and said, ""Son, it's time we talked about the turds and the bees."""

"What do you call a dress that refuses to learn? Clothes-minded."

"With the recent success of mining for Chileans, I'm just hoping the U.S. doesn't try drilling for Farm Laborers."

"A father walks up to his son... and says to him, ""Do we have any more dopted?"" The son says, ""What's a dopted?"" ""You are!"" ""Dad, that's not funny."" ""I'm not your dad!"" (Credit to my bartender Casey)"

"What's a Call of Duty player's favorite social media website? Fazebook"

"Jeopardy] Alex: This floats your boat. Me [buzzing in]: What is buoyancy? Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever."

"A guy goes to the doctor and is given a prescription. ""Do I take this with anything?"" ""Yeah, your face."""