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"I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies...... He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up."
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"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"
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"I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings."
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"A surprising number of people, even in 2010, lack the depth perception to sit in the right airplane row on the first try."