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Joke of the Day

"I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings."

"What do bears get at raves? Mauly."

"Did you hear about the short psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large"

"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."

"How does a penguin keep itself hydrated? His waddle bottle."

"Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes. But they're a solid #2."

"LPT: Dont buy French bread You will get nothing but Pain"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. My dad used to tell me this all the time when I was little. Still makes me chuckle to this day."

"Don't give a man a fish. Teach a man to fish. Then sue that man for fishing on your property."

"All I'm saying is if you really want someone to dance with you, you probably shouldn't tell them to shut up."