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Joke of the Day
"*wakes from a dead sleep* SHOULDN'T RED BULL GIVE YOU HORNS?"
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"Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure."
"""Shrooms before brooms,"" I say to the coven of stereotypical witches who have quite magically appeared in my living room."
"Have you seen the movie, Constipated? Of course not. It hasn't came out, yet"
"Mayweather's formula of victory Victory = (Hugs + Runs) * 12"
"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick? You need to take your vitamin Ayy."
"[Dirty Joke] A pig fell in mud. An even dirtier joke: Two pigs fell in mud."
"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"