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Joke of the Day
"I'm suing samsung. I bought a Fucking Note 7 for my wife and it stil didn't explode."
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"When does it Rain Money? When there's a change in the weather."
"Um how poor are you to sell your own yard? For real. And like, nobody's going to buy it with tables full of junk all over it. Geez. Idiots."
"Microsoft used to make fleshlights then they halted production because everyone kept getting viruses."
"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."
"somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman"
"There was a contest for the best pun. I submitted ten puns. I hoped that one would win, but... No pun in ten did."
"Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica? It's dreadful"
"How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door."
"What do you call a hapoy frog? Hoppy"