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Joke of the Day

"I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them."

"I just got arrested for playing chess in the middle of the road It's because I'm black, isn't it."

"There's two things I hate. Hypocrisy and condescension. Do you understand what I mean?"

"Can someone tell me that Johnny go deeper joke from 15 years ago? I was in middle school and can't remember it completely."

"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."

"Beef Jerky Did you hear about that new kind of Porno where a slut from Vietnam gives a cow a hand job? It's called Beef Jerky. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"

"Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"If you look long enough and hard enough you could make a lot of money doing porn."

"one of these days, johnny depp's scarves are going to rise up and destroy him"

"{Date} ME: I have to warn you, I'm the jealous type WAITER: What would you folks like? HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?"