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Joke of the Day
"I just got arrested for playing chess in the middle of the road It's because I'm black, isn't it."
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"Is that mine? I was walking down the street when I saw black guy with a laptop. Is that mine? I thought. It looks exactly like mine... but that can't be... Mine should be at home cleaning my shoes."
"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."
"My graduation Speech ""I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you."""
"95% of pet ownership is just saying ""hello"" to them in various tones."
"why are the new york jets like hillary clinton? both have Bills to push around"
"Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!"
"If i got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 6.30 now"
"I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady."
"What colour is eight? Purple (According to my 3 year old son)"