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Joke of the Day

"They Say Never Judge A Man Until You Walk A Mile In His Shoes Because you'll then be a mile away and will also have his shoes"

"There's no harm in trying Unless you try to commit suicide,that will suck real bad"

"Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France? Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance"

"How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest? You tell him... ""that's definitely a win sir"". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/"

"A lady says to the psychiatrist, ""I think I might be a nymphomaniac."" He says, ""I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour."" She says, ""How much for all night?"""

"""Look we LOVE the script for 'Murder Bees', just change the name to 'My Girl' and you've got yourself a movie!!"""

"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"

"If I had Pokemon, I'd pretend to understand them. They'd go ""Bulba bulbaaasaur"" and I'd be like ""What do u mean Hitler did nothing wrong?"""

"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke"