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Joke of the Day
"Instead of calling them flyover states we should call them comments section."
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"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything"
"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza gets out of the oven."
"What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American? A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning."
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"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
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