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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the computer squeak? A: Someone stepped on the mouse."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert? During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes."

"Man: I'd like an order of buffalo wings Bartender: sorry, we don't serve food here *a sandwich that just walked in flips a table and leaves*"

"Subway's known about Jared since the beginning how else can you explain how they knew he likes to eat fresh. I'm going to hell for this one."

"Why doesn't the deaf have sex? They haven't heard about it."

"A blind man walks into a bar... and into a table, and into a chair..."

"If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?"

"Would you like to go see a meteor shower? What are you some kind of pervert?!?"

"Why can't the blonde get her drivers license? Everytime the car stops, she wants to jump in the backseat."

"What's the main difference between a man and a woman? It's what comes to mind when they think of the word facial."