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Joke of the Day
"How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!"
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"Nobody wants to talk about the elephant in the waiting room, but he has an appointment."
"How is a woman like a condom? The both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"Cops: You were driving while intoxicated nnMe: I was in no condition to walk"
"just saw someone I love eat pizza with a fork & knife and this just really goes to show that people are monsters and you can't trust anyone"
"I skipped 9 puns and killed the last one... That's a pun in ten dead."
"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."
"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."
"I wish restaurant food looked like the pictures on the menu. A hostess asked me how everything was. I said, ""My compliments to the photographer."""
"I googled your mom last night. I had to open two tabs."