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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a punchline that makes no sense? A Bobbitt"
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"Me: *enters exam room Doctor: Please take off your... M: *unbuttons pants D: ?? M: *pauses* D: GLASSES! D: I'M AN EYE DR DAMNIT!"
"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."
"How do you get a woman to pick cotton?' Set her tampon string on fire."
"I'm already an idiot, I just need a village"
"Half the time, I just want to respond to an ELI5 thread with ""I'll tell you when you're older."""
"My wife ran off with my next door neighbour.. I sure do miss him."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"
"[yelling to the person i'm dancing with at the club] I HAVE SLEEP APNEA"
"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"