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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts and here... it hurts and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!"

"Whoever stole my copy of Office 365, I will find you You have my Word."

"Why did the guitar teacher go to jail? He fingered a minor"

"Three guys walk into a bar... You think the third guy would have learned to duck."

"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."

"I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn't necessarily make my grammar bad."

"My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia. Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the bastard was thinking."

"Just watched an Asian toddler make a fully functional iPhone out of a piece of cheese and some copper."

"Son, I haven't slept at all in the past 10 days! Son: Why not? Dad: Because I sleep at night."

"What kind of gay sex are u havung http://youtu.be/KWOk0xh_dV8"