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Joke of the Day

"If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible."

"50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That's Ludacris!"

"Did you hear about Draymond Green's new comedy road show? It's like Gallagher, but instead of watermelons he only smashes kiwis."

"When I turn on the lights all of the dads scatter off of my deck, the fat dads can't get over the fence"

"I feel like a 100 bucks. Yeah, that bad."

"What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist? Pokemon"

"What did the olive say to the drink. Olive you."

"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""

"Where do baby soy beans come from? they come from edamames"

"Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door."