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Joke of the Day

"[love making] Her: [leans in] ""do that thing you know I like."" [i cease to exist] Her: ""yeah baby."""

"I, for one... like Roman numerals."

"LPT: If you're cold, try standing in a corner. They are usually about 90"

"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"

"We're out of duct tape, craft glue, and frozen orange juice because I made a sandwich while I was drunk last night."

"Going to Forest Whitaker's house, but I can't tell if it's the one on the right or the left."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster goes cockle-doodle-doo and and a prostitute goes any cock will do"

"Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena"

"What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?... They were both shot in Vegas!"

"I would make a joke about gold But that would just be Auful"