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Joke of the Day

"What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so? ""Curses, foiled again!"""

"What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter"

"Apparently Mr. Neeson's ""particular set of skills"" is terrible at keeping his family from getting kidnapped."

"Why was the geologist hungry? He had a large Apatite."

"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."

"My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front."

"sexy night My wife started to do a striptease just for me. She asked me what should go out first. The light."

"I won't help a customer with their problem until they've been completely dehumanized."

"What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo? B9"

"A roman walks into a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please!"""