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Joke of the Day

"Just remember ...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."

"I got my eyes on you One eye, talking to a another eye, say ""I don't know about you but something between us smells"""

"There are only 10 bad people in the world.. And i get Christmas cards from 9 of them."

"5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much. Me: Aw. 5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool."

"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""

"Whats the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years the job still sucks."

"Those of you who believe everything you read on the internet probably also believe there's hot local singles in your area."

"Bat 1: Do you ever think God made us blind so that we may see the world for what it truly is? Bat 2: (startled) who said that"

"I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a 'dignified' cover up...!!"

"My friend said this in the middle of class. Best joke I have EVER heard. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were doing."