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Joke of the Day

"From now on, all of my posts will be written in Morgan Freeman's voice. Please re-read this one to make sure it's working."

"Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?"

"What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!!"

"If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed."

"Rey: Why do you hide behind a mask? Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on."

"ME (having a disagreement with a friend): I'd like to speak to your manager"

"When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp."

"Met a microbiologist this morning He was bigger than I expected."

"Betsy the cow applied to leather crafting college early decision. Unfortunately she was defurred."

"What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them."