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Joke of the Day

"What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!"

"Two bucks are squaring off in a field in the middle of hunting season. One says ""Let's do this, I'm game!"""

"I've always wanted to be an organ trader But I didn't have the stomach for it."

"How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry? Give him a basketball and ask him what it says."

"""Nah, you can push the gas. We got seatbelts."" - Paul Walker's last words"

"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"

"The worst part about grandma's Alzheimer's is watching her slowly forget about Dre"

"If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously."

"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."

"How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant? Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious..."