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Joke of the Day

"What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!"

"What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time? A human."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? >**Because they lactose**"

"Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color? So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week."

"What's the difference between a $200 vacuum and a $50 vacuum? I don't know, they both suck."

"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."

"How do you know if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."

"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""

"We all wear masks. I'm about to trade in my 'polite coworker' mask for my 'dude you don't want to meet in a dark alley' mask In 3...2...1"

"what lives in a box and needs air? a U.S veteran."