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Joke of the Day

"Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News"

"Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff"

"How many ears do Star Trek fans have? 3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear."

"What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants? My mother."

"What did the unused dough say to the baker? Why don't you knead me?"

"My life is a nightmare since they legalized gay marriage Because I have Iridophobia."

"A friend of mine is having her breasts enlarged. She's paying for it with her endowment fund."

"You sneeze, and a tiny book titled ""A spiders guide to navigating the human brain"" shoots out your nose. You faintly hear a spider cussing."

"If pro is the opposite of con.. Then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)"

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