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Joke of the Day

"If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'... you should listen more at funerals."

"Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent."

"If you love something set it on fire. If it doesn't die, you have a dragon."

"Why did the otter cross the road? To say ""hello from the otter side"""

"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere"

"What's half of 8? 5. The other half is 3."

"It's OK to pet him. Buffalo are gentle creatures."

"Customer: I'd like to try on that bathing suit in your front window. Saleswoman: I'm sorry, ma'am, but you'll have to use the dressing room."

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."