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Joke of the Day

"How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in."

"TIL: that changing a light bulb is not as easy as it sounds. On my first day as a lighthouse keeper."

"What do you call a fishing hook without barbs? Debatable!"

"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"

"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside"

"Guess who opened for Justin Bieber... The teenage girls."

"Dad is in the bath when his son walks in and asks what's that between your legs dad. He replies that's my hedgehog son. The son replies it's got a big cock for a hedgehog"

"Why is a bra singular and panties plural?"

"I planted something on Earth Day... My ass in my recliner for the day!"

"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"