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Joke of the Day

"the only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud!"

"I hate when I stand on a scale and it starts to cry and begs me to get off"

"The gym called... He said he needed to be picked up"

"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."

"Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!-My Dog!"

"I called the Rape Advice Line earlier today. Turns out it's only for victims."

"Why does the NBA finish in June? She likes it."

"Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."

"I am quite ambitious every morning. I always do 10 sit-ups, just to hit the snooze button 10 times."

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles."