111826

Joke of the Day

"the only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud!"

"Spider Can, Spider Can, bunch of spiders in a can. Shake it up, spiders mad, open it, they bite your hand. Look out! I have a spider can"

"I ran into a man today who knew absolutely nothing about anatomy. I had to explain to him that there was a vas deferens between a testicle and penis. Edit: fixed ""there"""

"Girls say all men are the same. Why they have so many problems choosing one then?!"

"The economy is SO bad... ...that Americans are emailing Nigerians and asking for help with money."

"Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends."

"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."

"American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment... It's been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable."

"What is the difference between an arrested public masturbator and a period? The period comes after the sentence."

"Feel free to not tell me how sore you are from working out."