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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh? Lesbiyinz."
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"[flicks cigarette out window] submarine captain: you fool!"
"It's like my uncle always said: ""The day I can't do my job drunk..."" ""...is the day I hand in my badge and gun."""
"Do black people get sunburns? I don't know... Most prisons are indoors."
"My body is a temple... And it's devoted to Dionysus. Cheers."
"Why do hippie girls love playing the didgeridoo? Its as close as they will ever get to sucking a trees dick."
"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"
"should I get a ""hummus"" tattoo in Hebrew and Arabic?"
"A man is donating at his local sperm bank, right as he finishes the doctor walks in.... covers his eyes, and says dont worry I didnt see nuttin"
"What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"