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Joke of the Day

"I gave my sister away at her wedding. I stood up & shouted ""SHE USED TO BE A MAN!"""

"Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly."

"Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have ""evolved."" Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about."

"What do you call a fish poop born out of wedlock? A bass-turd"

"A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3 He says, ""unos, dos..."" *poof* **...he disappeared without a tres.**"

"I was just flipping through a pictorial of Betty White on one of those celebrity sites... And I realized it was Lindsey Lohan. True Story."

"I saw myself naked in the mirror. And now my hand isn't in the mood."

"Why does the KKK wear all white? Because they hate black, people!!!"

"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"

"What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur??? Allahsaurus!"