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Joke of the Day
"What is a Germans favorite letter? I don't know but it's Nazi."
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"What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted? Crusty"
"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I was like ""WOW"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"
"I borrowed money from a pessimist because he doesn't expect me to pay him back"
"actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me"
"If you wrap yourself up in a blanket, you can show up to work late and say you were just rescued by the Coast Guard."
"One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force."
"Julius Caesar bought a Google GPS and said, 'Youtube, route us'."