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Joke of the Day

"When Chumlee gets out of prison he should do a show with Jared from Subway. They should call it... Child Pawn."

"I told my dad I felt tired. ""There's a nap for that."""

"Santa Clause and a Jew [NSFW] Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew? Santa Clause comes down the Chimney."

"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."

"Fact: Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans."

"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."

"You can tune a guitar... but you can't tuna fish!"

"A guy walked up to my bar. He said, ""Can I have a stiff drink?"" ""Of course,"" I replied, cracking some Viagra pills into his whiskey."

"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."

"I said to the wife, ""I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today... ...but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' ""."