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Joke of the Day

"once i saw a horse standing next to a car and when someone remote unlocked the car, the horse got spooked and kicked in the passenger door."

"How do you kill a Grammar Nazi? mkae tehm brun tiehr eeys owt Eidt: sepleinlg croertcoin"

"What did they call the sugar that went to space? Intergalactose"

"I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed...."

"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""

"My mother-in-law said that we should stay an extra day if it's too snowy to drive. SOMEONE LEND ME A SALT TRUCK."

"I used to be a necropheliac... [NSFW] ...but then some rotten asshole split on me."

"What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!"

"TIL Billy Mays served in the US military It wasn't for long though it was only 1999."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know code, and those who don't."