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Joke of the Day

"The area of a pie So I asked my maths teacher how to find the area of the pie I had made that day. He said, easy, you use the are formula A=r2. I said, no this is a circular pie."

"My ""friend"" Adam gave me an electric toothbrush for my birthday. Completely unnecessary. My gas-powered toothbrush still runs fine, ""Adam."""

"An Anus Gets into a fight with two guys at a bar He rectum"

"Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?"

"Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year."

"The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping."

"I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day.... It was a real milestone."

"What do you call a redditor in the restroom? A shitposter."

"A man walks into a bar... OUCH!!!!"

"Me: I hope you pee your pants, teach you not to hold it in! My daughter: You shouldn't wish for that..you're the one that does the laundry!"