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Joke of the Day
"*Follows dreams *Ends up at refrigerator."
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"*cries over spilt milk* *cries under spilt milk* *cries adjacent to spilt milk* *cries immediately to the left of spilt milk* *cries diagona"
"After a few days without my phone, I've learned what's really important in life. My phone."
"I was standing out side the other day and a bat flew at my head it was a Louisville Slugger and I don't remember much after that."
"Sometimes a man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name."
"I went to see a palm reader. ""Judging by your palms,"" he said, ""I can tell that you masturbate frequently."" ""Sorry,"" I apologised, ""I should probably wipe that off."""
"If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?"
"What do lesbians like best about sex? Tastes great...less filling....TASTES GREAT!!! LESS FILLING!!!"
"Waitress: what will it be? Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake? M: yes please"
"I dated a girl that wore a mood ring. When happy it would be a pretty blue colour. When she was mad it made a big oval mark on my forehead."