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Joke of the Day
"Why is th earth so mean? Because it has a lattitude problem."
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"I'd like to thank the floor, for always catching me when I'm falling down."
"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""
"My son was really scared after swallowing some lego."
"I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them"
"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."
"Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work"
"Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends. Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you? Walter: It's on the house."
"Just realized I've been misquoting George Orwell since 1985."
"I just won an innuendo competition! I had to beat off some stiff competition though"