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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is like a shiny new penny It's fun to look at but completely worthless :P"

"Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later."

"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."

"My sister dropped her daughter at a nightclub last night. She said the drinking and dancing brought the labor on."

"What does a neckbeard eat for breakfast? Pankeks."

"My friend David had his id stolen. I just call him Dav."

"What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors? A chicken sedan."

"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"

"The doctor said I had, at best, a year to live... So I shot him. The judge gave me 30."

"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes."