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Joke of the Day
"The doctor said I had, at best, a year to live... So I shot him. The judge gave me 30."
Next Joke
"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means, Even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"(guy glaring at me because he wants to use the stationary bike) *adds 72 hours to cardio workout*"
"Kidnapping is such a strong word. I prefer the term, ""surprise adoption""."
"How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass."
"What do you call a partying Hansen's disease patient? A social leper."
"A babe walks into a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her"
"She sells sea shells on the: A) Shore B) Shore C) Shore D) Shore"
"Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!"