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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people fast runners? They have 3 long strong legs."
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"""I'm an introvert!"" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes."
"What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside."
"""Oh, did I ever tell you about the time I bounced a check for my girlfriend's abortion? They had to put the baby back in. And that baby... ...was Shia LaBeouf."" -Klaus, American Dad"
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, Get the batmobile!"
"I realized the reason why i don't have any patience. Because I am not a doctor."
"What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time? I'm Thor"
"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."
"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."
"cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? - Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? - OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!"