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Joke of the Day

"U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Two aboriginees, a mother and child, see a plane fly by The child asks, ""mom, are planes good to eat?"" The mother replies, ""Planes are like lobsters, you only eat what's inside."""

"The Incomplete Surveys Institute concluded that 78% of every women"

"One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me."

"This salad would be way better if it was pizza."

"How to stop rape? With consent!"

"What did the envelope say to the stamp? ""Stick with me and we'll go places."""

"A planet died today I read about it in the orbituaries."

"Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon. Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay."