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Joke of the Day
"Someone asked me when the narwhal bacons... ...my response was: ""huh?"""
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"Mexico's population is ill-equiped to deal with Hurricane Patricia The Mexicans that are good at swimming and running have long been gone."
"Which whale makes the best sexual partner? One that will humpback!"
"I heard they're releasing a new yoyo for more formal events It's going to be called a welcomewelcome."
"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home."
"KING1: I bring you gold. K2: I bring you frankincense. K3: *drops pot of myrrh* *pot shatters* Oh. I bring you...erm...interpretive dance!"
"A man was masturbating in an airplane He was arrested for highjacking"
"Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?"
"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""
"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock Who's there The chicken"