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Joke of the Day
"What concert ticket costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback"
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"yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!"
"GF: ""You're cute when you're drunk"" Me: ""You're cute when I'm drunk too"""
"Do you know why ants are so healthy? Because they have little antibodies..."
"What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet."
"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."
"Absentmindedness SHE""I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."" HE(absent-mindedly)""Yes, my lamb."""
"What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? A milkshake."
"I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs."
"What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year? Avo, CA does."