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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He was always afraid he was following someone."

"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? I've never stuffed a BMW up my rectum."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? because North Korean missiles cant go that far"

"[Spelling bee] Judge: ""Your word is unhelpful."" Kid: ""Can you use it in a sentence please?"" Judge: ""Nope."""

"Don't mind me, just practicing how to make tables on reddit :---------|:---------|:--------- |Winner|loser|description"

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"What's the similarity between a smart employee and a perfect volleyball hit? They're both fine assets!"

"What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising."

"Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil"

"What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager."