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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He was always afraid he was following someone."
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"[demetri martin] A drunk driver is very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. ""Go left."" -""Dude those are trees."" ""trust me."""
"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."
"I wish I was poplar. No, that's not a typo. I wish I was a tree."
"My best friend dared me to take a shit on an electrified train track. That's the last time I put my arse on the line."
"Why did hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"
"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."
"My Grandpa got his tongue shot off in the war... But He never talks about it."
"Patient: Tell me honestly how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine but your gums will have to come out."
"The town council of Blarney, Ireland held a contest for a new tourism slogan... The winner was ""Pog mo Stone."""