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Joke of the Day

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first"

"Reasons I Don't Smoke Pot"

"Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent."

"Today is ""Jamaican hair day"" at work. I'm dreading it."

"I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't gotten a gig."

"Why did sexually aroused man go to a gay parking lot To rear end everyone"

"Whats the name of the arachnid playwright?"

"What does Batman do on Father's Day? He oh..."

"I went to an orgy... And all I got was this cummy t-shirt."