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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I spent $40 on a pesto pasta It was worth every penne"
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"What is called a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone with no dressing."
"[Request] Best One liners I just want to hear some of the best..."
"So a guy goes to the doctor to get a physical and the doctor says, ""Holy shit you have five penises, how do your pants fit?"" The guy replies, ""Like a glove."""
"Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival? He ate something that disagreed with him"
"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"
"I used to think I was into necrophilia, sadism, and bestiality... once I tried it, I realised I was just beating a dead horse."
"How did the Kentucky woman know her daughter was on her period? She tasted the blood on her son's penis."
"Hey! There's no need for name calling... ... You cunt."
"I was in a good mood when suddenly twitter went down & I ran over a blind man, tasered a baby, killed a puppy & set myself on fire."